22 Sep 2014

I’m Turning 30

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Just Blogs

In 2006, I’m pretty sure I was the coolest, most successful person in Dade County. And on earth.

After all, I had just become the first college graduate in my family, and I’d landed an entry-level job doing search marketing for a boss-level salary of $30K. I could practically smell retirement.

My ego was bigger than Kanye’s, too, because I’d pulled it all off by the age of 21. Aren’t you impressed?

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31 Mar 2014

11 Years Later: April 4, 2003

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Just Blogs

This week, I “celebrate” the 11 year anniversary of a car accident that nearly claimed my life. I’ve reposted this story on the anniversary of the accident, and made some improvements along the way, each of the past six years. Each time, it’s a fresh reminder of my “miracle.”

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28 Feb 2014

9 Reasons Miami is Magnificent

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Columns

After nine plus years of calling Miami home, and occasionally joining in on the “Miami bashing,” I’m prepared to finally take a public stance and say that I, in fact, truly love this city.

And I’ve seen a lot of it – I’ve lived in the Fontainebleau area that borders Doral(zuela), lived on the edge of the Everglades, bounced over to Coconut Grove, then Coral Gables, then Little Havana (yes, a theoretical step back), then Brickell and finally, now in Miami Beach. I know a healthy dose of Cuban Spanish, and I can take you from El Pub on Calle Ocho to Randazzo’s Little Italy and Miccosukee without batting an eye.

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20 Feb 2014

Cancer & Why I’m an Asshole

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Just Blogs

If you’re lucky, college is four years – maybe more – to learn a skill set, take on a variety of life experiences and develop new, meaningful friendships.

My own experiences qualify me as “lucky” by that standard. I got good grades, covered a lifetime of years in experiences and for a couple of years during and after school, I lived in an unofficial frat house with two of my official ‘frat bros’ and one hilarious, broken-English-speaking Puerto Rican whom we met through Roommates.com.

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28 Jan 2014

Letting Go

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Columns

I’ve done all I can to avoid the gratuitous moments of self-reflection that are popping up as I march toward the milestone that is my 30th birthday, but it’s been a losing battle. Every 20-something has a list of things – written or mentally logged – that they expect to check off before the clock hits 30. And I’m thankful to say that I hit all of those when I was 28. I became a homeowner. I took on a great job. I drive a nice car, and I have the only friendships I’ll truly ever need. Right now, it feels like I’ve hit a homerun and I’m marching slowly toward 1st base, admiring the shot and soaking it all in.

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13 Jan 2014

You Want Me to Choke You?

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Columns

It was a passionate night between the Colombian brunette goddess and me – Robin Thicke playing in the background, and some Erykah Badu, too – that kind of night. The lady in question was one whom I’d been seeing for a while. Not quite official, but close enough. And she was gorgeous – nearly my height, and slender but womanly at every curve and crevice. You know the type – completely out of my league.

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30 Dec 2013

14 Predictions for 2014

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Columns

We’re down to the wire for New Year’s resolutions! As you saw in my most recent blog, there are some popular ones – many involve health, love and money and improving the state of those are all admirable ambitions for the upcoming year. But as a New Year lays in wake, I also get a kick out of making predictions for the upcoming year that involve other people, or people in general. For example, in each of the past three years, I’ve predicted that Lindsay Lohan would die of a drug overdose, but lo and behold, LiLo has more or less held it together – at least by Lohan standards.

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28 Dec 2013

7 Resolutions (And How to Keep Them) in 2014

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Columns

Which days on our calendars are filled with more hope than those leading up to a New Year? That’s a rhetorical question – since this is a blog about the New Year, the obligatory answer here is ‘none! These days are the best days!’

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12 Dec 2013

Myth Busters: The Hookup Culture

Author: davidberry | Filed under: 10 Phases of Dating, Columns

As the first page of my blog would indicate, I’ve struggled mightily to produce a steady stream of content in the second half of 2013. But, as a quick look outside my window would indicate, people are doing just fine without me or my blog. So what did I do in the midst of my slump to break through? To create today’s blog?

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4 Dec 2013

The Blog About Nothing

Author: davidberry | Filed under: Just Blogs

Is it true that “if you don’t use it, you lose it”? Why, yes, it is. Take my writing, for example.

What used to come out of me with ease on a regular basis now feels like forced, written arrogance. And don’t get me wrong – it’s definitely that. Anyone who creates a website with a self-proclamation as its namesake, then fills it to overflowing with his own opinions, definitely isn’t short on ego.

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