Monthly Archives: July 2013


*Dedicated to someone who may or may not be starting a clothing line.* PROOF THAT GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR: 365 days in your own city. Number of people you meet who you’re really interested in? Zero. 3 days in another city? You’re freaking in love with that one guy you met. For starters, consider the irony that you’re interacting with single men and women on a daily basis and you’d rather go to CrossFit […]

Long Distance Love


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*For the second time in four months, I will watch one of my ‘baby’ cousins get married. This is what I’ll be sharing at her wedding tonight.* I haven’t decided yet if you and your sister getting married so close together is genuinely for true love, or just a cruel ploy to humiliate me in front of family members who know I’m older than both of you and still single. “David, when are you going […]

Speech! My Wedding Day Message to Kayla & Jason


Last week, I took part in a panel discussion that was unlikely for two reasons. 1. It was for the Brown University Alumni Association, and my educational pedigree is far from Ivy League. And 2. The panel was to discuss bi-racial dating issues and, well, I’m white. You see, when the topic of race ever comes into discussion, the thing that we all know but don’t often say is that “the opinion of white people […]

The Bi-Racial Dating Conundrum



I’ve gone on a few dates with a girl in the past couple of weeks. And no, the fact that I’ve made it past two dates with one girl isn’t the story here, although we can, in the near future, discuss how this is the first time in two years that I’ve made it past two dates. But I digress. You know how this dating thing goes. Around date three or four, or maybe sooner, sex somehow enters the conversation […]

What’s Your ‘Number’?