In 2006, I’m pretty sure I was the coolest, most successful person in Dade County. And on earth. After all, I had just become the first college graduate in my family, and I’d landed an entry-level job doing search marketing for a boss-level salary of $30K. I could practically smell retirement. My ego was bigger than Kanye’s, too, because I’d pulled it all off by the age of 21. Aren’t you impressed?