Daily Archives: June 8, 2017


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In 2005, I was a contestant in Xi Man, a sorority event which I would basically summarize as a ‘man pageant.’ Each guy needed a talent for the evening and, since I mainly attribute my actual ‘skills’ to writing, I decided to do what any good writer would do – translate a rap song into actual English. Well, it’s been 12 years and the hip hop game has changed. Not to fear. Google tells me […]

I Translated “Tunnel Vision” by Kodak Black into Slang-Free Prose