I really am a comedian.  Not because I’m funny, but because I’ve realized lately just how complicated and ironic I am.  And in my limited understanding of the “comic mind,” I think mine fits the description quite closely.

Yet again, more self-help disguised as bad relationship advice, this time from a reality TV star. Patti Stranger, author of “Become Your Own Matchmaker” and star of Bravo TV’s “The Millionaire Matchmaker,” wrote the following “Three C’s of Matchmaking.” ...

If you live in the state of Florida, summer could possibly be the worst time of the year. It’s 95 degrees every day, the humidity makes it feel hotter than Satan’s ballsack, it rains every mother flipping day, and baseball sucks (at least for now).  Outside of that, it’s a completely...

I’ve been on vacation the past two weeks, so I haven’t written anything, but I didn’t expect the whole damn world to collapse in the absence of a few blog posts.  By the time I landed in Chicago last Thursday, Michael Jackson AND Farrah Fawcet had died, just two days after the passing...