Recently, I’ve decided to try and get myself back into the dating world.  And if you’re curious as to how that deviates from what I was doing before, allow me to enlighten you.  For a while - I’d say, 8 to 9 months or so - I was only putting in the effort necessary to get a girl...

This morning on my way to work, I got a speeding ticket for blowing through at 54 mph in a 30 mph zone. Yeah, it blows, but what could I do? I have no cleavage and no shitty sob story to convince the cop that I shouldn’t get a ticket. I mean, I was really cookin’. If I didn’t see...

Which credit card says “it’s everywhere you want to be?” I think it was Visa, but who cares.  Regardless, I can assure you that in Miami, Visa isn’t everywhere you want to be - but vagina is.  It doesn’t matter if you’re a great looking guy with tons of money waiting...