I was in a meeting at work the other day and I realized just how full of shit we all sounded.  And then I wondered how much the teenage version of all us would hate the adult version of us.  The teenage version of us would probably take great pleasure in beating our respective asses.

Mark McGwire did steroids?  Next thing you know, they’re going to try and tell me that Clay Aiken is gay, and that OJ murdered Nicole, and didn’t just write a book about it.  All of which are just as likely as someone telling me that 100% of males over the age of 11 spend some ‘alone...

I placed an order at my local Chicken Kitchen this weekend on Miracle Mile.  It was a cold, rainy day and I wanted to engage in a quick, in and out transaction.  So I figured I’d pull into the ‘No Parking’ zone for the mere 2 minutes it would take me to go in and pay for my food....

Not until the overblown breast cancer movement did I believe that anyone loved tits as much as men do.  But lo and behold, it appears that women are even more obsessed with their own breasts than we are.  And before you get to bitching, let me explain myself.  On its face, there’s nothing wrong...

You know what I love?  When someone posts a Facebook status talking about how they’re tired of Facebook.  That’s like going to a bar and yelling to the patrons about your battle with alcoholism.  I mean, how believable would you be if you let a guy strip you down to your Vicky’s...