Well in response to David’s hiring of jackasses blog I think the problem in any office is really that in corporate America we already do this all too often.  I walk through the halls of my workplace thinking to myself “How did this person get a job? Why would anyone hire this individual to do anything outside of cleaning windows at a gas station? And moreover, how did this person become my boss?” So what I think we need in any office is an office linebacker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#v=RzToNo7A-94&feature=related  I am sure most of you remember this commercial but I would like to volunteer my services in order to remedy the uselessness and drudgery of any office place by spearing idiots and kicking ass.  Productivity would certainly increase, I would be doing something that I am good at, and people would have something to laugh at on a continuous basis. 

If you have read this blog frequently you know that my ass-kicking resume is extensive and I feel I have all of the qualities needed in order to fulfill the obligations required of any sound office linebacker. 

 Sick and tired of dumb fucks in your office? Hire me.  Can’t stand office “birthday parties” and other shitty “social” gatherings? Hire me.  Do you really want to get shit done without mincing words? I’m your man.  Hell, I even accept payment in large quantities of alcohol.