DB told me that there are several of you out there asking “Who the hell is Braski?”  Well, first let me give a big FUCK YOU to all of you for not already knowing who I am.  However, I do feel that it is very important for each of you to know exactly who you are dealing with when it comes to the Braski Says section of DB’s blog.  I am not going to go on and on about my life, or give you any type of biography (even though if I did you would be amazed, and saddened, at how much cooler my life is than yours) I am just here to give you an idea of who you are dealing with. 

Long story short, outwardly I am every stereotype of a MAN’S MAN that has ever existed.  I more than likely can kick your ass, I can drink more than you, I certainly can drink faster than you, and I am one hell of a sportsman in the outdoors.  Every country song you have ever heard describes my greatness, and I have left my mark everywhere I have rested my head.  Most people describe me as what every man wishes he could be but doesn’t have the balls to be. I am crass, sometimes rude, always loud and the center of attention as long as I can help it.  I am every guy’s favorite person to go out and party with and their girlfriends least favorite of all of their friends, as she is well aware of the repercussions of partying with Braski. If you really want to understand me, just watch the Dos Equis commercials about the most interesting man alive….that’s pretty much it.

But WAIT, there’s more.  Introspectively, I may have more insight and understanding of the human psyche than most people you know.  DB is also really good at this, hence our common fabric and friendship. I consider myself to be well rounded in terms of discussion topics and I know a hell of a lot of useless random knowledge.  Most people who know me would include me in their phone-a-friend lifeline if ever on Who Wants to be A Millionaire.  So not only can I kick your ass physically, but you would have one hell of a time in any kind of educated discussion as well. 

You all may be thinking: “Wow, this guy sure is full of himself” OR “Yeah right, he’s just a big asshole” or other thoughts like that.  I don’t blame you.  Both of those statements amongst the hundreds of others you are probably thinking are quite true.  I am an asshole, and I do like myself a lot.  But I do recognize that in every one of the categories (minus fast beer drinking) that I mentioned above there are people much more adept than myself. I just have never found anyone that has been able to fit all of it into one package.  As the saying goes “I’m and Jack of all trades, master of none.”

So now that you know about me, you also have to understand that I am extremely pissed off at the world because being AWESOME isn’t a paying gig.  Like if I was paid for how awesome I am, I would make millions of dollars.  But despite my plethora of tangible social and academic skills I am still, as most 20 somethings are, locking solidly into a middle management position that forces me to daily think of 1,000 ways to break the cycle.  Sure, one day I will probably be mildly successful in this world that rewards mediocrity, but I sure wish Darwinism held true in societal structures as I would be a shit ton better off. 

Ok so that was just a little bit about who the hell Braski is.  Even though DB tells the stories way better.

Fuck off.