Kudos to the NFL, who this week suspended Pittsburgh Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger for the first six games of the season for his sexcapade with an underaged girl in a public restroom a few months ago.  Big Ben will end up losing $2.84 million for his transgressions, real or perceived.  And you know what?  I think it’s great that the NFL is cleaning up its game. 

It’s about time we stood up to the Roethlisberger’s of the world, who are harming the reputation of upstanding players like Antonio Cromartie who has, like every generous lover does, 8 children by 8 different women.  In fact, Cromartie has done such a good job of spreading his love, that I suggest the NFL donate that $2.84 million to the newly minted “Antonio Cromartie Bastard Fund” to honor his name.  This way they could send a clear message to the rest of the league that when you impregnate a girl and seven of her closest friends, that it’s far less offensive than just laminating her in a public restroom.

Oh, and by the way.  That $2.84 million donation would bring the balance of the “Antonio Cromartie Bastard Fund” up to $3.34 million, since the New York Jets already gave him $500,000 to handle the child support payments before he even plays a down for them. At least the Jets have their priorities in order - I wish we could say the same about Ben Roethlisberger. 

And why are these women crying about child support payments anyway?  Is the overwhelming joy of giving birth to a child with no father figure somehow insufficient for you?  The man gave you a child!  He should be getting community service hours for his service, not subpoenas to pay you for the privilege of carrying his seed.  Women are so greedy!

I only wish the NFL could straighten those women out, and send a message to them like they did to Ben Roethlisberger.