BP has got me so pissed off! Don’t you think we should all boycott BP? I agree. We need to give our hard earned oil dollars to a company that will be far more responsible, like Mobil. That’ll show those BP oil executives that we mean business. At least Mobil will put the gas in our tanks (and maybe Alaska, too) - but definitely not in the Gulf.

And what is Barack Obama’s deal? He needs to be way more pissed off! He needs to be like, so super pissed off that I don’t even have to be pissed off anymore because he’s so pissed off. I mean, after all, isn’t it the government’s job to step in and fix all of our problems (well, except when it’s stuff that Republicans care about). Man, you sure dropped the ball on this one, Barack. Can’t you just go enforce some laws that don’t exist, like our last president did?

I definitely don’t know the name of BP’s CEO, but he shouldn’t have to wait for you to clean up his mess, either. I’m sure he’s got plenty of personal interests to be concerned with, but since you haven’t stepped in yet, he’s probably working 9 or 10 hour days.  Where is the government when we conveniently need them?  Can’t they just give me income tax credits, public transportation, home mortgage deductions, Medicare, Medicaid, social security, and veteran’s assistance and leave me alone already?

I bet he doesn’t even know that hurricane season started. And a month from now, when I haven’t adequately protected the house that I can’t afford, his ass better be there with a big truck filled with all of the things I’ll need to get back on my feet - or maybe on my boat! So if you’re not too busy, can you at least try to handle this oil thing before a hurricane strikes? The oil spill is only worth about another three weeks’ worth of good headlines, anyway. Then all of us notoriously whiney Americans will find something else to get pissed off about.

Because I’ll be damned if another Hollywood movie star gets cheated on by her husband and I don’t make a lot of angry posts on my Facebook about it. How’s THAT for action?