Dear God – It’s me, David. I’ve been working on a new book lately and, well, a lot of it is about sex. Not like a smutty romance novel, but…
ToDave in News
By David Berry: If you’re a fan of some wordplay, you’ll love today’s – I mean, toDave’s – post. It’s packed with some hot news, or rather, my interpretation of the news….
My First Kiss
By David Berry: (Note: This is a small part of a bigger project you’ll see coming soon. So, eat your heart out) After sixth grade, I didn’t have a girlfriend…
Three Sides of a Good Deed
By David Berry: A few weeks ago, I met a man named Paul just outside of my boxing gym at 19th and NW Miami Court. If you missed my Facebook post/GoFundMe page…
God Has Had It With Your Gun Prayers
By David Berry: Las Vegas doesn’t need your thoughts today. Las Vegas doesn’t need your prayers. And frankly, God himself is probably at his wit’s end with you dimwitted ass-hats who send…
3 Dumbasses Who Are Offended by NFL Anthem Protests
I’m ditching an introduction today. If you’re offended by NFL players kneeling during the national anthem as an act of silent protest of police brutality against black people in the United…
When You Suck at What You Love
By David Berry: I don’t remember exactly when, but in the late 90s I saw some of my first boxing matches. In an instant, my undying love for the sport was born….
3 Life Lessons from My Girlfriend’s 12-Pound Shitzu, Chloe
My girlfriend and I recently moved in together. (And you, too, can get the girl of your dreams immediately upon releasing a dating book! How’s that for one of my…
My Recurring, Imaginative Dream
For as long as I can remember, I have had the same recurring dream, though admittedly, it’s been closer to two years since I last had it. And since dreams…
I Translated “N***s in Paris” by Kanye West & Jay-Z into Slang-Free Prose
By David Berry: Translating rap songs is going to be my side creative outlet while I work on my second book, which is in need of a new name. Until…