My girlfriend and I recently moved in together. (And you, too, can get the girl of your dreams immediately upon releasing a dating book! How’s that for one of my…
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My Recurring, Imaginative Dream
For as long as I can remember, I have had the same recurring dream, though admittedly, it’s been closer to two years since I last had it. And since dreams…
I Love Sex & Dating
“Add an ‘I’ to it,” Kevin said to me, Jim and Dan. We looked at him with confusion. We were in the upper youth room at Westside Baptist Church surrounded…
I Translated “N***s in Paris” by Kanye West & Jay-Z into Slang-Free Prose
By David Berry: Translating rap songs is going to be my side creative outlet while I work on my second book, which is in need of a new name. Until…
I Translated “Tunnel Vision” by Kodak Black into Slang-Free Prose
In 2005, I was a contestant in Xi Man, a sorority event which I would basically summarize as a ‘man pageant.’ Each guy needed a talent for the evening and,…
Did You French Her?
I am crossing the mid-point on my second book, tentatively titled ‘The 26 Year Old Virgin.’ Here’s an excerpt from Chapter 2 for your enjoyment. By David Berry: In 1995,…
I’m Offended!
By David Berry: Everyone’s pissed off. Trump isn’t gonna let the press secretary speak anymore – what a fool! Hillary came back and said it’s Comey’s fault she’s not president –…
Fired to Fired Up: 1 Year in the Making
By David Berry: Ever had a bad day at work? A year ago, if you’d asked me how my day was going, I’d have told you “like shit.” And that…
7 Ways Money Can Buy Happiness
By David Berry: In every society, children are raised with a number of cliches that allege to have baked in life lessons. They’re like our inheritance from birth, guiding pillars of…
No, You Won’t Find Someone When ‘You’re Not Looking’
By David Berry: It seems the only way to get widespread interaction with my blog these days is to take aim at cliches and mock them, then break them down….